{"id":982,"date":"2015-10-14T22:41:50","date_gmt":"2015-10-14T22:41:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/themes.pixelwars.org\/readme-wp\/?p=982"},"modified":"2019-07-21T21:05:47","modified_gmt":"2019-07-21T21:05:47","slug":"painting-is-a-serious-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/themes.pixelwars.org\/readme-wp\/painting-is-a-serious-thing\/","title":{"rendered":"Embracing Nomadic Lifestyle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Saving the world with meals on wheels. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? They&#8217;re not aliens, they&#8217;re Earth\u2026liens! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?<\/p>\n<p>You know when grown-ups tell you &#8216;everything&#8217;s going to be fine&#8217; and you think they&#8217;re probably lying to make you feel better? All I&#8217;ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?<\/p>\n<p>Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! No, I&#8217;ll fix it. I&#8217;m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I&#8217;m the Doctor. Don&#8217;t call me the Rotmeister. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don&#8217;t lie to me!<\/p>\n<p>The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.\u2026hey.\u2026the good things don&#8217;t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don&#8217;t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!<\/p>\n<p>You hit me with a cricket bat. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I&#8217;m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! I hate yogurt. 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font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:550; line-height:18px;\"> Bu g\u00f6nderiyi Instagram&#39;da g\u00f6r<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"padding: 12.5% 0;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"display: flex; flex-direction: row; margin-bottom: 14px; align-items: center;\">\n<div>\n<div style=\"background-color: #F4F4F4; border-radius: 50%; height: 12.5px; width: 12.5px; transform: translateX(0px) translateY(7px);\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"background-color: #F4F4F4; height: 12.5px; transform: rotate(-45deg) translateX(3px) translateY(1px); width: 12.5px; flex-grow: 0; margin-right: 14px; margin-left: 2px;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"background-color: #F4F4F4; border-radius: 50%; height: 12.5px; width: 12.5px; transform: translateX(9px) translateY(-18px);\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"margin-left: 8px;\">\n<div style=\" background-color: #F4F4F4; border-radius: 50%; flex-grow: 0; height: 20px; width: 20px;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\" width: 0; height: 0; border-top: 2px solid transparent; 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you can now get them from @Hertz in various parts of Italy!  #SpiagginaOntheRoad #Hertz #HertzSelezioneItalia<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px; margin-bottom:0; margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/doyoutravel\/\" style=\" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px;\" target=\"_blank\"> JACK MORRIS<\/a> (@doyoutravel)&#39;in payla\u015ft\u0131\u011f\u0131 bir g\u00f6nderi (<time style=\" font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px;\" datetime=\"2019-07-02T15:45:16+00:00\">2 Tem, 2019, 8:45\u00f6\u00f6 PDT<\/time>)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"\/\/www.instagram.com\/embed.js\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Annihilate? No. No violence. I won&#8217;t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I&#8217;m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm &#8211; and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn&#8217;t you?<\/p>\n<p>No\u2026 It&#8217;s a thing; it&#8217;s like a plan, but with more greatness. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? I hate yogurt. It&#8217;s just stuff with bits in. I hate yogurt. It&#8217;s just stuff with bits in.<\/p>\n<p>No\u2026 It&#8217;s a thing; it&#8217;s like a plan, but with more greatness. No\u2026 It&#8217;s a thing; it&#8217;s like a plan, but with more greatness. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.\u2026hey.\u2026the good things don&#8217;t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don&#8217;t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.<\/p>\n<p>No\u2026 It&#8217;s a thing; it&#8217;s like a plan, but with more greatness. I&#8217;m nobody&#8217;s taxi service; I&#8217;m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. You&#8217;ve swallowed a planet!<\/p>\n<p>Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there&#8217;s an escaped fish. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.\u2026hey.\u2026the good things don&#8217;t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don&#8217;t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don&#8217;t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don&#8217;t know why. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! All I&#8217;ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m the Doctor, I&#8217;m worse than everyone&#8217;s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I&#8217;m introducing myself. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. 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