Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you… Continue reading
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Living A Minimalist Life
You hit me with a cricket bat. It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal… Continue reading
Stop Worrying About How Pretty It is
Across from where? Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. Army had half a day. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. No… but I’d like to be asked! No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. First place chick is hot, but… Continue reading